Take Down Your Stupid Lights T-Shirt
Christmas cheer is all well and good - within reason. That being said, if it's MLK Day and you still have a light-up reindeer and a giant inflatable snow globe beaming at night, it's time to pack 'em up. Don't be that neighbor with the candy cane lane illuminated on Valentine's Day, with the first robin of spring nesting in your Nativity display. A good rule of thumb is on New Year's Day, you nurse your hangover for a little bit and then you get your holly jolly rear end on a ladder and "Take Down Your Stupid Lights".