Cheap Beer Connoisseur T-Shirt
Let the beer snobs have their dry-hopped hazy IPAs with their citrussy undertones and their IBU count. You're a cheap beer connoisseur - getting the same amount of drunk for way less money (with way less pretentiousness), by picking up a 30 rack of "Who Cares". Look, I get it. Everyone's gotta have their "thing" and some people need a replacement for an actual personality. But why turn your nose up at perfectly fine domestic swill, when you could just shut up and drink it?